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footfootfoot · 05-06-2011, 12:31 PM

SPOILER ALERT:

Dana, I know you are probably feeling a bit stunned, it was a double whammy for me because I found that out at the same time I learned there was no easter bunny. It made for a rough year.

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 12:34 PM

I'm sorry, what? What about the Easter Bunny? OHMIGOD, wtf happened to the Easter Bunny!?

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 12:36 PM

He ran away with post # 327.

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 12:38 PM

Nooooooo! Come back!!!!!!

That twat still owes me an egg.

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 12:41 PM

You can have my ovaries?!?

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 12:45 PM

Are they made of chocolate?

Spexxvet · 05-06-2011, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Special Olympics notwithstanding, we are not all winners worthy of special mention and honor.

I am though. Me me me me me infnity.

We'll see how hypocritical they are when a repubican does something praiseworthy.

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Are they made of chocolate?

No, they're made of locators.

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

We'll see how hypocritical they are when a repubican does something praiseworthy.

Haahahaahhhahhahahahahaa...that was funny. Say that again! That was one of those jokes where the premise is so ludicrous you have to laugh, right? What's that called again?

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No, they're made of locators.

They're made of pain and anguish! You bastids.

Trilby · 05-06-2011, 01:13 PM

After reading this sad, hateful thread I've decided to post this poem here. It explains how I feel about myself and this thread and the Cellar, as it has been these past few days. I'm not being cheeky or tongue in cheek. I'm being honest about my feelings.

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
THE SECOND COMING

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Big Sarge · 05-06-2011, 01:41 PM

I agree Bri. The second coming is nigh. When the Republican control both houses and the presidency, then the dawn of the era will begin

Trilby · 05-06-2011, 01:42 PM

i knew someone would shit all over my post.

Why try?

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I agree Bri. The second coming is nigh. When the Republican control both houses and the presidency, then the dawn of the era will begin

The dawn of what era? The Age of Nefarious?

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

They're made of pain and anguish! You bastids.

yeah. I'm really only interested in chocolate.

@ bri: awesome poem.

footfootfoot · 05-06-2011, 02:55 PM

This is the dawning of the age of nefarious, age of nefarious
NE FAR EEEEEEE ous

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

This is the dawning of the age of nefarious, age of nefarious
NE FAR EEEEEEE ous

Yes sir, that is what I was going for.

05-06-2011, 12:31 PM	#151
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	SPOILER ALERT: Dana, I know you are probably feeling a bit stunned, it was a double whammy for me because I found that out at the same time I learned there was no easter bunny. It made for a rough year. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-06-2011, 01:13 PM	#159
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	After reading this sad, hateful thread I've decided to post this poem here. It explains how I feel about myself and this thread and the Cellar, as it has been these past few days. I'm not being cheeky or tongue in cheek. I'm being honest about my feelings. William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) THE SECOND COMING Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand; A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-06-2011, 01:41 PM	#160
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I agree Bri. The second coming is nigh. When the Republican control both houses and the presidency, then the dawn of the era will begin __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-06-2011, 01:42 PM	#161
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	i knew someone would shit all over my post. Why try? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-06-2011, 02:55 PM	#164
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	This is the dawning of the age of nefarious, age of nefarious NE FAR EEEEEEE ous __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-06-2011, 12:36 PM	#153
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	He ran away with post # 327.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You can have my ovaries?!?

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