Humor...I Need Humor...

classicman · 05-02-2011, 08:14 AM

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster and a nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."

It was then that I offered her dessert.

05-02-2011, 08:14 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster and a nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job." It was then that I offered her dessert. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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