hay fever tree jizz in my eyes-- I don't like it.

[Sundae]

I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Like those people that take a mouthful of milk and get it to come out of their eyes... Except I don't do that. I try not to do anything deliberately nasty.

Grav - yes. Nasty side effects indeed!

Visine prank myth
A common urban legend is that a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting victim's drink will cause a harmless bout of diarrhea. This will not produce diarrhea, but oral administration of Visine can induce dangerous side effects related to Visine's ingredient tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride such as:

Dangerously low body temperature (hypothermia)
Blurred vision
Nausea and vomiting
Difficulty in breathing or even a complete halt in breathing
Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure
Possible coma
Seizures and tremors