The Sex Thread - Page 81

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.

There was no gargling. There was no Baby. So, I got drunk.

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

There once was a woman named Alice
who employed a TNT phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And part of her asshole in Dallas

I love dirty limericks!

Sundae · 05-01-2011, 03:30 PM

But was Sheldon there?
And did you gargle or swallow?

ETA for Grav:
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And then pissed all over the ceiling

(notable because I worked very near Ealing)

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 04:32 PM

There once was hooker from Vail
Who tattooed her price on her tail
Being kind to the blind
She embossed her behind
With sensational bargains in Braille

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 04:34 PM

Once there was a hunter named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She had one tit
And she smelled like shit
But think of the money Dave saved

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 04:35 PM

A hungry young fellow from Leeds
Swallowed a packet of seeds
Great bunches of grass
Grew out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds

limey · 05-02-2011, 05:41 AM

There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?)

DanaC · 05-02-2011, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.

Wow. You old romantic you.

footfootfoot · 05-03-2011, 01:11 PM

He's a dying breed...

footfootfoot · 05-03-2011, 01:13 PM

From "the Magic Christian"
There once was a woman from Exeter
And all the young men threw their sex at her
Just to be rude, she lay in the nude
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 03:24 PM

You idiots.

Limericks belong in the Poim thread.

Gravdigr · 05-04-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Wow. You old romantic you.

The fact that my balls weren't gargled is proof that romance is dead.

morethanpretty · 05-05-2011, 12:25 AM

Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah....

BigV · 05-05-2011, 01:15 AM

"Wow, that was some kind of sex!"

I hope so.

Ibby · 05-05-2011, 06:08 AM

jealous. who's the lucky fellow?

05-01-2011, 03:30 PM	#1203
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But was Sheldon there? And did you gargle or swallow? ETA for Grav: There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back And opened her crack And then pissed all over the ceiling (notable because I worked very near Ealing) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-01-2011, 04:32 PM	#1204
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There once was hooker from Vail Who tattooed her price on her tail Being kind to the blind She embossed her behind With sensational bargains in Braille __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-01-2011, 04:34 PM	#1205
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Once there was a hunter named Dave Who found a dead whore in a cave She had one tit And she smelled like shit But think of the money Dave saved __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-01-2011, 04:35 PM	#1206
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A hungry young fellow from Leeds Swallowed a packet of seeds Great bunches of grass Grew out of his ass And his balls were covered with weeds __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-02-2011, 05:41 AM	#1207
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?) __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-03-2011, 01:11 PM	#1209
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	He's a dying breed... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-03-2011, 01:13 PM	#1210
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	From "the Magic Christian" There once was a woman from Exeter And all the young men threw their sex at her Just to be rude, she lay in the nude While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-04-2011, 03:24 PM	#1211
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You idiots. Limericks belong in the Poim thread. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-05-2011, 12:25 AM	#1213
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah.... __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-05-2011, 01:15 AM	#1214
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Wow, that was some kind of sex!" I hope so. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-05-2011, 06:08 AM	#1215
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	jealous. who's the lucky fellow? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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