What is the whiniest, most horrible song EVER?

[Jill]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

(screeching whine) How am I supposed to live without you? (cry sniffle snort)
(renew screeching whine) after I've been lovin' you so longgggggggggggggggggggggg? (boohoo)

'Cause, Michael Boltons sucks worse even than Celine and Bryan.

Okay, this literally made me giggle out loud!

I think I'll have to nominate MacArthur Park

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Oh, no?

OH, NO!