If you died

[Crimson Ghost]

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

Ya know...

I'm not someone who gets grossed out easily, and it's extremely hard to offend me.

But this...

This is way over the line.

I am utterly disgusted.

There are some things that just should never be said.

And YOU, Sheldon, should be ashamed of yourself.

I would think that a grown man would be more aware of the offense that a statement like that would cause.

I mean, really.

For fucks sake.

BUNNY SLIPPERS?!?!!!

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!

Wait...

What color slippers?

That does make a difference...