If you died

[Sundae]

Mum is uber-organised about death.
She passed it on to me.
There were raised eyebrows in my previous job about who should be contacted on the occasion of injury/ death. I listed about five different people. But I didn't live with a partner, and my parents were often away.

Anyway, I am super-organised too.
My bro knows my Cellar username and password, but knows he could contact UT.
He also has Bruce's email address, and Dani's mobile.

To be fair, this partly comes from a conversation we had when we went on a coach holiday to Spain. Ste was 15, I was 18. I've no idea how or why Mum allowed me to take him across the Continent! But we agreed that should we go on an optional excursion (our passports held by the hotel) we would be hard to identify. I had no driving licence, credit or debit card (I had a cashpoint card which I left at home as it wouldn't work in Spain) and no dental history.

Ste had had lost of dental work, but what if his skull was pulverised?

Bugged us both for years.
So he doesn't think it's weird to have to come here in the event of my death.
I think he's just grateful I haven't given him a calling list of furriners.

[Sheldonrs]

I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

[Crimson Ghost]

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

Ya know...

I'm not someone who gets grossed out easily, and it's extremely hard to offend me.

But this...

This is way over the line.

I am utterly disgusted.

There are some things that just should never be said.

And YOU, Sheldon, should be ashamed of yourself.

I would think that a grown man would be more aware of the offense that a statement like that would cause.

I mean, really.

For fucks sake.

BUNNY SLIPPERS?!?!!!

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!

Wait...

What color slippers?

That does make a difference...