"The Nightly Nervous Breakdown Will No Longer Be Televised"

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-16-2011, 05:54 AM

I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it.

He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is.

The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell.

morethanpretty · 04-16-2011, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it.

He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is.

The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell.

UG, your character is just so funny. I almost believed you until you said "He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is."
Then I knew it had to be a joke.

I need a "laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little" smiley...

Griff · 04-17-2011, 06:51 PM

Yeah, sometimes you forget he's doing parody.

Sundae · 04-23-2011, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I need a "laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little" smiley...

Yes - so I can adopt it as a laughed-so-hard-it-made-me-cough-and-then-I-coughed-so-violently-I-really-did-pee-a-little.

Which after all is a bit too specific for its own smilie.

04-16-2011, 05:54 AM	#1
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it. He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is. The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-17-2011, 06:51 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yeah, sometimes you forget he's doing parody. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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