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04-07-2011, 07:36 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Idiot of The Day
Wednesday 6th April 2011:
Cyclist biking in the suicide/center turn lane in the pouring rain on an extremely busy road WHICH HAS CYCLE LANES. WTF are you thinking? I'm thinking maybe he was high. No helmet, no lights/reflectors/bright clothing, but a very soggy (gray) wooly hat almost covering his eyes. Today's spot is open for nominations.......
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04-07-2011, 08:37 PM
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a beautiful fool
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ooooh! pick me!
wait...
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04-07-2011, 08:50 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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OK I'mm'a risk burning in hell by nominating an aquaintance who is too po'/drunk to feed her kids properly, but just got them a puppy. And is now appealing on facebook for a free crate because she works and school starts again next week and it isn't housetrained.
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04-07-2011, 08:54 PM
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People are idiots.
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04-07-2011, 08:55 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-07-2011, 08:56 PM
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Back in 10
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That's why they have the Darwin awards. . .
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04-07-2011, 10:41 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Yebbut the cyclist was still alive last I saw him.....
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-08-2011, 02:38 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Well ya shoulda back up and had another go then.
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04-08-2011, 04:02 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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She could feed them the puppy....
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04-28-2011, 02:04 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Idiot of the Day for about April 25, 2011:
An acquaintance of mine informed me the other day not to eat canned 'french cut' green beans. Because they will keep you from getting an erection. I asked, How?. He doesn't know. It's "something they put in there" that does it. I asked him about cream style corn, and he said I was being stupid.
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04-28-2011, 06:32 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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05-30-2011, 03:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May 30, 2011
Well, I thought this guy was gonna be my Idiot Of The Day, instead it turns out it's me. The IdiotOTD, I mean.
I saw this guy and wondered 'what's he hawking, Ku Klux Klan cereal?', and about a hundred yards up the road I thought 'you dumbass, he's supposed to be a slice of pizza.' He's standing directly in front of a Papa John's, after all. I'm a ijit sometimes.
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05-30-2011, 07:00 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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 @ Gravdigr. Honestly, I can't tell what he is either. So, yeah, you ain't an idiot cuz I ain't no idiot! Well, that's what I'm wishing.
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05-30-2011, 07:41 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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yeah, I'd never eat pizza that looked like that. If I weren't tripping on bad acid.
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05-30-2011, 07:56 PM
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still says videotape
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Well at least it isn't false advertising.
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