The Psycology of Fear - Page 4

TheMercenary · 03-05-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

It's not weak it's just that God gave us the Bible to Learn from and your twisting it like you have the right to rewright it. I choose not to enguage any further into that cokkamania.

Bullshit. Man wrote the Bible. Not God. Even the 4 main actors most likely did not write those chapters themselves. And then there are the chapters that were left out on purpose.

JBKlyde · 03-17-2011, 06:18 PM

Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011)

Wineskins
12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”

Flint · 03-17-2011, 06:42 PM

lol @ "cokkamania"

infinite monkey · 03-17-2011, 08:43 PM

I read that in the New American Bible, whatever that is, they're going to replace the word "booty" with "spoils of war" to avoid snickering. No snickering!

I hope no cocks wake them up in the morn.

Undertoad · 03-18-2011, 12:42 AM

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I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”

What a dick.

infinite monkey · 03-18-2011, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Lord

I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land...

Dude! Open bar!

TheMercenary · 03-18-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011)

Wineskins
12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”

God didn't write that either.

Clodfobble · 03-19-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

What a dick.

You gotta admit, Jewish God was way more of a badass, before He had His mid-life crisis and became such a forgiving and peaceful Dirty Hippie Christian God.

ZenGum · 03-19-2011, 02:59 AM

"I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them."

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

God didn't write that either.

Yeah, I think that was Gaddafi.

Sundae · 03-19-2011, 08:04 AM

If I truly believed in the Jewish God, I'd be frighterned enough to do all that stuff with separate utensils and not flicking switches too. Loki had nothing on him for temper and trickery!

monster · 03-19-2011, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

"I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them."

Yeah, I think that was Gaddafi.

Charlie Sheen.

skysidhe · 03-19-2011, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You gotta admit, Jewish God was way more of a badass, before He had His mid-life crisis and became such a forgiving and peaceful Dirty Hippie Christian God.

I agree and I have smart-aliky theories for it which would probably send me to hell.

oh no, I am probably going to hell because I already thought them.

seriously,

I believe in some sort of god but not religiosity. Not THAT.

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Bullshit. Man wrote the Bible. Not God. Even the 4 main actors most likely did not write those chapters themselves. And then there are the chapters that were left out on purpose.

yep

monster · 03-20-2011, 07:48 PM

'sok, no hell in judaism....

Spexxvet · 03-21-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You gotta admit, Jewish God was way more of a badass, before He had His mid-life crisis and became such a forgiving and peaceful Dirty Hippie Christian God.

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

I agree and I have smart-aliky theories for it which would probably send me to hell.

Our first alien overlord (named god) showed the puny humans the full capability of his destructive power. He used his orbiting battlestation (named Heaven) to cause the great flood, destroy Sodom and Gomorah, etc. He like to punk the humans, telling them to paint their lintel with lambs blood, to eat unleavened bread, to not trim the hair on the sides of their heads, to kill their kids, etc. He was a real practical joker, and the aliens got lot's of laughs (and god made a mint from his bookie on the Job wager). A subsequent alien overlord (named Jesus), was much more laid back. He used his awesome alien power to walk on water, heal humans, and raise them from the dead, among other things. Child's play, compared to what his fellow alien overlords did to the Vulcans.

Hey, it's as plausible as most god concepts.

skysidhe · 03-21-2011, 03:47 PM

Well, my theories related directly to fobble's comment and were based on modern human psychology and succinct. Imagine that. spex, you made my day.

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03-17-2011, 06:18 PM	#47
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011) Wineskins 12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”

03-17-2011, 08:43 PM	#49
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I read that in the New American Bible, whatever that is, they're going to replace the word "booty" with "spoils of war" to avoid snickering. No snickering! I hope no cocks wake them up in the morn.

03-19-2011, 08:04 AM	#55
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If I truly believed in the Jewish God, I'd be frighterned enough to do all that stuff with separate utensils and not flicking switches too. Loki had nothing on him for temper and trickery!

03-21-2011, 03:47 PM	#60
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Well, my theories related directly to fobble's comment and were based on modern human psychology and succinct. Imagine that. spex, you made my day.

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