End of the World Skilz

[Sundae]

I'm moving to Limey's!
Nothing against you, Galinda, but Limey is closer to me.

Despite my self-deprecation, I do have some end of the world skills:
I am pretty solitary by nature.
I have a good sense of humour. I am well read.

I do not suck off friend's partners/ husbands. I am used to not having sex.

I am not squeamish about what I eat and I'm actually a pretty good vegetarian cook - although this does require access to a well stocked spice cabinet. In that absence I can eat very bland food without complaint.

(Did anyone notice me back-pedalling furiously so Limey will let me into her household? No? Good, I'm being sneaky enough then).

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

... I am not squeamish about what I eat ...

The Donner Party
People

People,
People who eat people,
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're carnivores, needing other carnivores
While letting a survivor's pride
Satisfy all the hunger inside
Acting more like cannibals than animals

Cannibals,
Are very special people
They're the luckiest people in the world
With one person, one very tasty person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you were hungry now you're full
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person who eats people
People who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world ...