I Hate a Parade - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2003, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by plthijinx

at least that pig squealing shit coming from my house is from the pipes and not animal husbandry!!

Your loss.

wolf · 12-28-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Why is it depressing? A day off from work with no social pressures to have to do things with people you don't want to like Christmas dumps on us so often. Great!

I think the social pressures are actually higher on New Years. Christmas, you spend primarily with family. New Years Eve is the day where you HAVE to have somewhere to go with someone in order not to be thought a social outcast.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2003, 09:59 PM

That's what I do, Wolf. The dregs of society that wouldn't be allowed near the women, children or horses seem to end up at my house every year. No invitations or plans but I have learned to lay in extra victuals and grog because they show up every year. I just cover the mirrors and crucifixes and hope for the best.

wolf · 12-28-2003, 10:06 PM

Sounds like one hell of a party. If I hadn't other plans already, I would sooo be there.

ThisOleMiss · 12-29-2003, 03:04 AM

New Year's parades are for amatures. If you want a real parade, head for Mardi Gras!!

wolf · 12-29-2003, 09:46 AM

That's exactly the same as the Mummers, only the weather is better, and there are more tits and fewer banjos.

vsp · 12-29-2003, 09:52 AM

Someone could get elected President running on the "more tits and fewer banjos" platform.

plthijinx · 12-29-2003, 06:10 PM

President Clinton??

plthijinx · 12-29-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Your loss.

you should hear some of the farm animal noises coming from next door!!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-29-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by plthijinx

you should hear some of the farm animal noises coming from next door!!

Maybe it was only a sound track.

FileNotFound · 12-30-2003, 02:58 PM

Bruce,

As said before; that's still the most disturbing thing I've seen. I know people have a 'thing' for live sheep, but I had always assumed that they fantasized about women when they were establishing their relationship with sheep.

This is proof that people are in fact fond of the sheep itself in a disturbingly inapropriate manner.

Having said that, why do you have this sheep?

You also mentioned that this specific sheep had not recieved any action. Is this still the case? If not, do you have pictures?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2003, 07:51 PM

Well, like I said I told this story before but I've no idea where so...... Once upon a time, some smartass friends gave me this "Luv Ewe" as a Christmas or Birthday gift. I think it was the result of my telling them about one time I was working out in Illinois and on the way back to the motel from the power plant I commented on a flock of black faced sheep. I said they were pretty and the guys with me, ribbed me for the rest of the trip about the "pretty" sheep.
So anyway, I blow up this "Luv Ewe" and put it on a table in my living room to get a laugh out of people coming in. Every time these guys that gave it to me came over they would violate my sheep with their fingers so one time I loaded up the orifice with hand cream. I wish I had a picture of that guys face when he stuck his finger in that cold hand cream. The blood drained from his face and I thought he would puke. I just handed him a tissue. No explanations or apologies. Don't know if he ever figured out what it was but he never went near it again.
I'd bet that 99% of these things are bought as gag gifts and NEVER see "action".

wolf · 12-31-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'd bet that 99% of these things are bought as gag gifts and NEVER see "action".

I think the phrase you are looking for is "admitted to".

(I don't think the betty blow ups get much use either. Am I wrong here?)

zippyt · 12-31-2003, 03:31 AM

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bruce said Every time these guys that gave it to me came over they would violate my sheep with their fingers so one time I loaded up the orifice with hand cream. I wish I had a picture of that guys face when he stuck his finger in that cold hand cream. The blood drained from his face and I thought he would puke. I just handed him a tissue. No explanations or apologies.

HA MF"N HA !!!!!!
That would be a pic to have in deed !!!!

View Poll Results: With New Years Day just ahead, are you looking forward to the Parades?
I Can't wait for the Parades to begin!	1	4.00%
I look down upon those who participate in Parades	2	8.00%
What?	6	24.00%
I'm mildly entertained by Parades if they're well done.	8	32.00%
Where's my AK-47? Like shooting fish in a bucket!	8	32.00%
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12-28-2003, 10:06 PM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sounds like one hell of a party. If I hadn't other plans already, I would sooo be there. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-29-2003, 03:04 AM	#20
ThisOleMiss Resident President Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Very, very, rural Mississippi Posts: 83	New Year's parades are for amatures. If you want a real parade, head for Mardi Gras!! __________________ Why kill them when you can make them live and suffer?

12-29-2003, 09:46 AM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's exactly the same as the Mummers, only the weather is better, and there are more tits and fewer banjos. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-29-2003, 06:10 PM	#23
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	President Clinton?? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-28-2003, 09:59 PM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's what I do, Wolf. The dregs of society that wouldn't be allowed near the women, children or horses seem to end up at my house every year. No invitations or plans but I have learned to lay in extra victuals and grog because they show up every year. I just cover the mirrors and crucifixes and hope for the best.

12-29-2003, 09:52 AM	#22
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Someone could get elected President running on the "more tits and fewer banjos" platform.

12-30-2003, 02:58 PM	#26
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Bruce, As said before; that's still the most disturbing thing I've seen. I know people have a 'thing' for live sheep, but I had always assumed that they fantasized about women when they were establishing their relationship with sheep. This is proof that people are in fact fond of the sheep itself in a disturbingly inapropriate manner. Having said that, why do you have this sheep? You also mentioned that this specific sheep had not recieved any action. Is this still the case? If not, do you have pictures? __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-30-2003, 07:51 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, like I said I told this story before but I've no idea where so...... Once upon a time, some smartass friends gave me this "Luv Ewe" as a Christmas or Birthday gift. I think it was the result of my telling them about one time I was working out in Illinois and on the way back to the motel from the power plant I commented on a flock of black faced sheep. I said they were pretty and the guys with me, ribbed me for the rest of the trip about the "pretty" sheep. So anyway, I blow up this "Luv Ewe" and put it on a table in my living room to get a laugh out of people coming in. Every time these guys that gave it to me came over they would violate my sheep with their fingers so one time I loaded up the orifice with hand cream. I wish I had a picture of that guys face when he stuck his finger in that cold hand cream. The blood drained from his face and I thought he would puke. I just handed him a tissue. No explanations or apologies. Don't know if he ever figured out what it was but he never went near it again. I'd bet that 99% of these things are bought as gag gifts and NEVER see "action".

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