Go Kart Madness!! (and some hijinx when i can fit it in)

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

remember [something] here
remember on the track here
no [something,] no reckless driving
no slamming, no reckless driving
Start with the [something], [same someting] only
Start with the fast lane, fast lane only
y'all are [something] to go!"
the lane next to me go!...yellow car go! everybody else go!

...frickin frickin sassafras 5:30 god almighty sumbitch etc

by the way, that looks fun as hell

y'all had me rolling!!!

this is the general speach i give before i send out the ride.

it goes something like this:

aaaallllright guys, out on the track there's no bumping (i'm on the computer at work so the " ' " key works here! ) no swerving, no wreckless driving. the red pedal on the left under your left foot is the brake, the green pedal on the right is the gas. when the red lights come on it's time to come back in. so remember, red lights, red pedal, back to the lane you're in now. fast lane, supercars, go! double seaters go! regular cars go!

now. immona go practice something for a highjinx video. a hint you want? ok, i can do impersonations. you should be able to figure this one out if you watch any of the animated sitcoms on fox. will post when i get it done and uploaded. hopefully tonight. and if i can keep a straight face doing said impression.