coping with holiday stress

[slang]

a small portion of the drunken argument

slang: so anyway I get real freaking tired of being asked to step out of the car for a routine traffic stop......and it pisses me off, so I appear hostile.
StateCop: well you shouldnt have been speeding to get pulled over to begin with.
slang: I wasnt speeding , I was driving irradically.
StateCop: well there you have it.
slang: dont get all uppety on meee mister, I can remember you when you were shitting in a diaper. You are no angel. Can you say "pump up bb gun". Yeah, I remember your punk ass long before you got a job with the state.
StateCop: lets just hope I dont see you on the road as drunk as you are tonight slang.
slang: What, and give you the satisfaction? We'll shoot it out before you bust me for anything.