Let's get Quizzical!

[Spexxvet]

When was the last time you scored a goal, and what game were you playing? Grav, steady...... this is not a NSFW thread
IN REAL COMPETITION, STREET HOCKEY, 198? PLAYING SOCCER WITH YOUNGEST ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO.

Do you set your alarm for the last minute and jump out of bed, or earlier and get up slowly?
EARLY

Do you like to drive in the snow?
LIGHT TO MODERATE, YES. MORE THAN 6 INCHES, NO

Do you walk across grassed areas if it's quicker/shorter than staying on the paths?
NO

How many people do you know called Hazel?
0

Would you change your last name/surname/family name to Coca Cola, Walmart, or Google if they paid you $500,000? If not, what is your price?
$500,000 PER YEAR? SURE. ONE TIME, $5,000,000.

If you were a baddie/bad-guy in a Batman move, what would your name be, and what would be your last (dying) line?
THE FATMAN "DRAG ME TO THE FRITOS"

What language would you like to learn (other than English in all its forms)
CHINESE

Bud or Labatts?
LABATTS

Have you ever had to go to (the) hospital to have a foreign object removed from your body?
NO

Do you know how to knit and purl?
I'M NO STOCKINETTE STITCHER!

Have you ever done your kids' homework for them?
NOT "DONE", BUT EXTREME HELPAGE.

What USB device/gadget would you like to see?
VAGINA

Do you write notes on your hands?
NEVER

Can you juggle three or more balls?
NOT FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS

Are Spiders more scary than guns -to you? -no politics discussion required
NO

You're walking in the park, you're distracted by a flash of red....what is it?


23 or 18?
23