What food/drink will shorten your life span and kill you faster?

01-25-2011, 05:26 AM

I need some statistics or facts about what food/drink is bad for you. Stuff like for example "Drinking coffee takes 2 years off your lifespan" stuff like that. I want stupid and normal ones. My speech is about how we're so obsessed with what dieticians say and how we shouldn't eat drink certain things because they shorten our life span. Any fact or stats would help sooo much thanks

DanaC · 01-25-2011, 07:31 AM

Have you tried googling?

limey · 01-25-2011, 07:32 AM

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Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 07:34 AM

Oh no...don't EVER drink Spam. When you liquidize and vaporize the spam, toxins are leaked into the environment, shortening ALL our life spans.

Oh, and beer.

jimhelm · 01-25-2011, 08:27 AM

I heard that drinking coffee takes 2 years off your life span.

glad to help

glatt · 01-25-2011, 08:31 AM

But if you dunk donuts in your coffee, it takes 3 years off. And 4 if you eat the donuts after you dunk them.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 09:42 AM

I highly recommend Amanita Ocreata for its life diminishing qualities. Who says some mushrooms aren't edible? ALL mushrooms are edible, though it's true some of them you can only eat once.

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Symptoms of poisoning by A. ocreata are initially gastrointestinal in nature and include colicky abdominal pain, with watery diarrhea and vomiting which may lead to dehydration, and, in severe cases, hypotension, tachycardia, hypoglycemia, and acid-base disturbances. The initial symptoms resolve two to three days after ingestion of the fungus. A more serious deterioration signifying liver involvement may then occur—jaundice, diarrhea, delirium, seizures, and coma due to fulminant hepatic failure and attendant hepatic encephalopathy caused by the accumulation of normally liver-removed substances in the blood. Renal failure (either secondary to severe hepatitis or caused by direct toxic renal damage) and coagulopathy may appear during this stage. Life-threatening complications include increased intracranial pressure, intracranial hemorrhage, sepsis, pancreatitis, acute renal failure, and cardiac arrest. Death generally occurs six to sixteen days after the poisoning.

Happy Monkey · 01-25-2011, 10:20 AM

Eating a grape takes just a second or two of your lifetime, while one of those giant gobstoppers can take hours. How much of your life eating a coconut will take depends on what tools you have available, and how strong you are.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 10:30 AM

See this pine tree? Many parts are edible.

wolf · 01-25-2011, 11:00 AM

Pretty much anything that tastes good will take years off your life.

Juniper · 01-25-2011, 11:49 AM

I vote for two of my favorites, bacon and vodka. Not necessarily together.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juniper

I vote for two of my favorites, bacon and vodka. Not necessarily together.

But not opposed to it either?

Juniper · 01-25-2011, 02:13 PM

Oooh, I bet that would be GREAT in a Bloody Mary.

ZenGum · 01-25-2011, 07:57 PM

Eating snails will take between 1 and 50 years off your life, for every one you eat, depending on how old you are when you eat them.

No, wait, that's nails.

monster · 01-25-2011, 09:22 PM

Eating a lobster while driving probably increases your chance of dying. Suddenly. So does eating a dick. While driving.

01-25-2011, 05:26 AM	#1
Georgieanu Guest Posts: n/a	What food/drink will shorten your life span and kill you faster? I need some statistics or facts about what food/drink is bad for you. Stuff like for example "Drinking coffee takes 2 years off your lifespan" stuff like that. I want stupid and normal ones. My speech is about how we're so obsessed with what dieticians say and how we shouldn't eat drink certain things because they shorten our life span. Any fact or stats would help sooo much thanks

01-25-2011, 07:32 AM	#3
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01-25-2011, 07:34 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh no...don't EVER drink Spam. When you liquidize and vaporize the spam, toxins are leaked into the environment, shortening ALL our life spans. Oh, and beer. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 08:27 AM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I heard that drinking coffee takes 2 years off your life span. glad to help __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-25-2011, 10:20 AM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Eating a grape takes just a second or two of your lifetime, while one of those giant gobstoppers can take hours. How much of your life eating a coconut will take depends on what tools you have available, and how strong you are. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-25-2011, 08:31 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	But if you dunk donuts in your coffee, it takes 3 years off. And 4 if you eat the donuts after you dunk them.

01-25-2011, 10:30 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	See this pine tree? Many parts are edible. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 11:00 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Pretty much anything that tastes good will take years off your life. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-25-2011, 11:49 AM	#11
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	I vote for two of my favorites, bacon and vodka. Not necessarily together.

01-25-2011, 02:13 PM	#13
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Oooh, I bet that would be GREAT in a Bloody Mary.

01-25-2011, 07:57 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Eating snails will take between 1 and 50 years off your life, for every one you eat, depending on how old you are when you eat them. No, wait, that's nails. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-25-2011, 09:22 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Eating a lobster while driving probably increases your chance of dying. Suddenly. So does eating a dick. While driving. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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