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Old 01-25-2011, 11:36 AM   #1
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I believe that technology in the future will be a thing that happens involving a group of people and the technology used by those people and it will be in the future.
You don't say? Hmmm, food for thought.

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I would like to have a robot as an abusive exercise partner. I imagine him to be the Lost In Space robot. And when I started slacking off, he would pinch my middle with those big pinchy metal hands. It would hurt a little. And then he would say something horrible about my appearance.

Later, I would try to rationalize that he is just a robot, programmed to say these things, and I shouldn't feel bad about myself.
Weird, I was just thinking today about how on a Lost in Space episode there was a robot that LOOKED like Robot but he was evil and they said he was a robotoid.

I need an abusive exercise robot and a compassionate GPS (don't worry Shaw, you just made a bad turn, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. You'll get there, it just takes you a little longer than most.)
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:24 PM   #2
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I need an abusive exercise robot and a compassionate GPS (don't worry Shaw, you just made a bad turn, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. You'll get there, it just takes you a little longer than most.)
"Hey, that was one smooth turn! Awesome work. You just glided like you were floating on air. Do another one for me, just like that, but on the other side. That would be great."

See, you wouldn't even realize that you'd made a wrong turn. That's the kind of GPS you want.
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:27 PM   #3
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"Hey, that was one smooth turn! Awesome work. You just glided like you were floating on air. Do another one for me, just like that, but on the other side. That would be great."

See, you wouldn't even realize that you'd made a wrong turn. That's the kind of GPS you want.
I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something. Or I'd get all defensive: don't condescend to ME you mudderplucker, I know it wasn't that great a turn. Stop looking at me like I'm stupid.

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Old 01-25-2011, 12:34 PM   #4
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I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something.

Might not be the worst thing. It would be able to find your G spot.
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