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Old 01-17-2011, 03:55 PM   #1
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Well, admittedly, I did not go to the site. However I disagree with it already.

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Straight people have gay sex, too.
No. No they don't.

[Chef]You see, children, if you're a man, and you fuck another man in the ass occasionally, you are bi-sexual, i.e. not straight. If you fuck men in the ass exclusively, you are gay, i.e. not straight. If you are a woman, and suck pussy occasionally, you are bi-sexual, i.e. not straight. If you suck pussy exclusively, you are gay, i.e. not straight.[/Chef]

If you are a man and you enjoy sex with a female partner exclusively, then you are straight.

If you are a woman and you enjoy sex with a male partner exclusively, then you are straight.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

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Old 01-17-2011, 04:35 PM   #2
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Judging by the three shades in WA and OR, I'd say it is just the opposite,
or it's a inverse correlation with population density.

After all, it does get lonely out there on those ranches or up in the hills
during those long winter nights !
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Old 01-17-2011, 05:40 PM   #3
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Well, admittedly, I did not go to the site. However I disagree with it already.



No. No they don't.

[Chef]You see, children, if you're a man, and you fuck another man in the ass occasionally, you are bi-sexual, i.e. not straight. If you fuck men in the ass exclusively, you are gay, i.e. not straight. If you are a woman, and suck pussy occasionally, you are bi-sexual, i.e. not straight. If you suck pussy exclusively, you are gay, i.e. not straight.[/Chef]

If you are a man and you enjoy sex with a female partner exclusively, then you are straight.

If you are a woman and you enjoy sex with a male partner exclusively, then you are straight.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Shitstorm starts in 3...2...1
*sigh* You didn't fully read the post/chart or are misunderstanding it. This is a measure or homosexual curiosity, being curious about the same sex and deciding to test it, does not make a person gay or even bi. I don't think that OKCupid is using the Kinsey scale, probably because it can be complicated and confusing. Instead they are probably removing the clearly bisexual from the mix and only looking at the people who seem to prefer straight sex, that does not mean they don't have their little adventures. So if their subjects lean more towards the straight or gay spectrum, the are just rounded off to that side. I know plenty of people who consider themselves straight but have had homosexual adventures. Some regret it, some don't.
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:24 PM   #4
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*sigh* You didn't fully read the post/chart or are misunderstanding it.
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Well, admittedly, I did not go to the site.
See that? My very first words...

No, I did not see a chart. And I won't.

The entire world can call gay people and straight people, people for all I care, gay people don't bother me in the least.

And answer me this: How can a straight person have gay sex? If the world saw this as possible, why put the qualifier 'gay' in front of sex? That in itself proposes two different ideas. The statement defeats itself in that regard.

At least that's what I think. And I'm the only one that matters.

And I'm happy to see I was right about the shitstorm.


ETA: To clarify: It's the single statement "Straight people have gay sex too" that I had a problem with, not with any of the opinions/ideals expressed on the website. I did not go to the website.
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:28 PM   #5
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:33 AM   #6
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And answer me this: How can a straight person have gay sex? If the world saw this as possible, why put the qualifier 'gay' in front of sex? That in itself proposes two different ideas. The statement defeats itself in that regard.
For 20 years, Pierre, he eats ze pussy. Zen he sucks one leetle cock, I swear no beegar zen zat, and zey call him Pierre zee beeg cocksucker. Sacre bleu!
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:00 AM   #7
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And answer me this: How can a straight person have gay sex? If the world saw this as possible, why put the qualifier 'gay' in front of sex? That in itself proposes two different ideas. The statement defeats itself in that regard.
The same way a gay person can have straight sex, as many closeted gay people do. Heck, the same way straight people have straight sex with people who they don't love or lust after, for any number of reasons.
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