Hetro-Man's Eye for the Metro-Sexual Guy

russotto · 12-19-2003, 04:11 PM

Hair dye: OK for covering gray. NOT ok for changing color. Bleach is a definite no-no. And don't talk about it. Buy it at a drug store you don't usually shop at, for cash.

Movies: Generally, anything with Meryl Streep or Sissy Spacek is right out.

Wearing dresses/other articles of women's clothing: OK for Halloween and J. Edgar Hoover's birthday, but don't look too comfortable in them. Other than that, verboten.

Shaving: Unless you're a professional swimmer or bicycle racer, should be confined to the face.

12-19-2003, 04:11 PM	#1
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Hair dye: OK for covering gray. NOT ok for changing color. Bleach is a definite no-no. And don't talk about it. Buy it at a drug store you don't usually shop at, for cash. Movies: Generally, anything with Meryl Streep or Sissy Spacek is right out. Wearing dresses/other articles of women's clothing: OK for Halloween and J. Edgar Hoover's birthday, but don't look too comfortable in them. Other than that, verboten. Shaving: Unless you're a professional swimmer or bicycle racer, should be confined to the face.

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