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Old 12-08-2010, 03:47 PM   #1
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I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.
I remember always being able to get it at Frank's Garden Center, but of course they went out of business, what, like 20 years ago?

I suspect that the hand of the FDA is involved since it's poisonous or the FTC because it was endangering the sales of the multitude of plastic mistletoe factories, or the Human Relations Commission in an attempt to stamp out Fundamentalist Druidry.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:23 PM   #2
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...Human Relations Commission in an attempt to stamp out Fundamentalist Druidry.
Just try to find blue ass paint.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:49 PM   #3
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Just try to find blue ass paint.

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