Who has the most dysfunctional relative?

[Tulip]

We came late cuz I swear the evite my cousin sent was for 1/2 hour later. So the picture taking and gathering and chatting occurred when we hadn't come yet. My nephew got tired so we left early, and that's when they took the drinks out. So, basically, we came, ate, then left without socializing. I don't think we were in any of the happy pictures. (My cousin already posted them in FB.) Nopes, no dysfunction, or at least nothing extreme. There was in incident where a toddler tripped and cried. Her uncle remarked she would've been hurt except her rolls broke her fall. I turned to look but still couldn't understand what the heck he was talking about.