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Shawnee123 · 10-25-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

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Do you have a graphic dealing with to/too (or even two?)

Spexxvet · 10-25-2010, 09:27 AM

"You're more retarded than a dog with Downs" is very funny. Unfortunately, it's also incorrect. "Down Syndrome" or "Down's syndrome", according to wiki.

footfootfoot · 10-25-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Do you have a graphic dealing with to/too (or even two?)

No, the author of that stopped there, but if you want to write it, I can set the fancy type.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

No, the author of that stopped there, but if you want to write it, I can set the fancy type.

I will. It might take a while, but I shall meet your challenge and wait anxiously for the graphics.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2010, 12:54 PM

Paddy is passing by Dan’s barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Donald doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

‘What on earth are you doing Dan’, says Paddy.

‘Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin’ shit out of me’ says an obviously embarrassed Donald.

‘Me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.’

Pete Zicato · 10-28-2010, 02:10 PM

Amazon offers a product called the Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray. I don't think it's intended to be used while driving, but click on the customer images for a chuckle.

10-25-2010, 09:27 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	"You're more retarded than a dog with Downs" is very funny. Unfortunately, it's also incorrect. "Down Syndrome" or "Down's syndrome", according to wiki. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-28-2010, 12:54 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Paddy is passing by Dan’s barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Donald doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers. Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay. ‘What on earth are you doing Dan’, says Paddy. ‘Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin’ shit out of me’ says an obviously embarrassed Donald. ‘Me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.’ __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-28-2010, 02:10 PM	#6
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Amazon offers a product called the Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray. I don't think it's intended to be used while driving, but click on the customer images for a chuckle. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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