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Old 12-13-2003, 11:34 AM   #16
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Razoroye has one hell of a GI Joe collection.
Santa asked a girl sitting on his lap what she wanted for Christmas. She replied "Barbie and GI Joe". Santa said "But, Barbie comes with Ken". The girl said "No, she comes with GI Joe; with Ken she fakes it."

(Now this newbie will find out if this kind of joke will get her banned.)
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:37 AM   #17
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Why would that joke get you banned? That was funny.
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:47 AM   #18
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Why would that joke get you banned? That was funny.
I was trying to get a feel for this place, but it was hard to get past all the people quitting threads. That's really boring when you don't know the people and history.

Do y'all have a Cliff Notes version of this forum?
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:48 AM   #19
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have you heard of divorcee baribie? It costs like $500 but, it comes with half of Ken's stuff!
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:49 PM   #20
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|24ZO|2 OY3:

Just so you don't get your hopes up, Razoreye: No filter works, and none are likely to for the forseeable future.
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Old 12-13-2003, 03:12 PM   #21
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have you heard of divorcee baribie? It costs like $500 but, it comes with half of Ken's stuff!
I hadn't heard that one.

lumberjim - sounds like you're a real stud, fella. Can I see your Yule Log?
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Old 12-13-2003, 04:16 PM   #22
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i misspelled barbie.....been reading too many of zippyT's posts
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Old 12-13-2003, 04:27 PM   #23
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Re: |24ZO|2 OY3:

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Just so you don't get your hopes up, Razoreye: No filter works, and none are likely to for the forseeable future.
Well, that's not really true. What about filters that deny every site except those that are on an "allow" list?
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:15 PM   #24
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lumberjim - sounds like you're a real stud, fella. Can I see your Yule Log?
ok, but don't tell jinx...here it is:

wanna bite?
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:43 PM   #25
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wanna bite?
Yum.
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Old 12-14-2003, 08:23 AM   #26
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Well, that's not really true. What about filters that deny every site except those that are on an "allow" list?
Two problems: they are next to worthless for research, and domain names occasionally change hands.

Of course, if the goal of eliminating "bad" pages far outweighs the goal of providing the resources of the internet, they are the best, though imperfect, way to go.
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:20 PM   #27
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In that scenario, you're usually better off just not providing a connection in the first place.
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:39 PM   #28
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What sort of research do kids in high school need to do?
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:40 PM   #29
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I think they don't use libraries anymore, juju.
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:52 PM   #30
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Kids used to use libraries?
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