I Won't Do That - Page 2

Pete Zicato · 09-01-2010, 02:59 PM

If the woman had known her Beatle lyrics, she'd have known to come in through the bathroom window.

skysidhe · 09-01-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Being a Doctor just means she focused her smarts on a narrow target, possibly neglecting of the other parts of her social development.

sagacious

Undertoad · 09-01-2010, 03:22 PM

gesundheit

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

This is what I don't get - she's beautiful, has a nice career, smart enough, a good salary and the wherewithall to make it thru medical school; and she freaks over a bit of penis??

A cautionary tale, I suppose. Women take sex just a teensy bit more personal than men do - but, come on, Jackie! You could've written your own ticket woman!

I doubt it was the penis/sex that was the problem, more likely the romantic fantasy she built around it. Many people have trouble separating the two.

Spexxvet · 09-01-2010, 05:19 PM

Maybe she wasn't going back for him... maybe she left something in his house and wanted it back.

Cloud · 09-01-2010, 05:53 PM

don't care what kind of romantic fantasy, sex, stalking or whatever was going through her mind. No one sane tries to get into a house via the chimney!

Santa Claus does not count.

skysidhe · 09-01-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

gesundheit

hehehe Laugh'in

Clodfobble · 09-01-2010, 08:54 PM

From Gremlins, 1984:

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Kate: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2010, 10:11 PM

That's bullshit, there is to a Santa Claus. He just couldn't get in because of Dad's dead body in the chimney, that's all.

Cloud · 09-01-2010, 10:14 PM

If she was that desperate to get in, why didn't she just break a window? I don't understand why she was trying to break in to her boyfriend's house anyway while he was away. Sounds stalkerish.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2010, 10:17 PM

He wasn't away, he went out the back door. He came back later and went away for a few days. Stalkerish? Well, yeah.

squirell nutkin · 09-01-2010, 10:20 PM

Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.

Trilby · 09-02-2010, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.

I'm not saying I haven't done it - I'm just saying I wouldn't do it now.

Hee.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-02-2010, 08:59 AM

Because your boobs have gotten too big?

Gravdigr · 09-03-2010, 02:43 PM

Oh God, I hope so...I love big boobs, even if I can't see them.

09-01-2010, 02:59 PM	#16
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	If the woman had known her Beatle lyrics, she'd have known to come in through the bathroom window. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

09-01-2010, 05:19 PM	#20
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Maybe she wasn't going back for him... maybe she left something in his house and wanted it back. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-01-2010, 05:53 PM	#21
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	don't care what kind of romantic fantasy, sex, stalking or whatever was going through her mind. No one sane tries to get into a house via the chimney! Santa Claus does not count. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-01-2010, 10:11 PM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's bullshit, there is to a Santa Claus. He just couldn't get in because of Dad's dead body in the chimney, that's all. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-01-2010, 10:14 PM	#25
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	If she was that desperate to get in, why didn't she just break a window? I don't understand why she was trying to break in to her boyfriend's house anyway while he was away. Sounds stalkerish. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-01-2010, 03:22 PM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	gesundheit

09-01-2010, 10:17 PM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He wasn't away, he went out the back door. He came back later and went away for a few days. Stalkerish? Well, yeah. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-01-2010, 10:20 PM	#27
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Glad you've drawn a line Brianna. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

09-02-2010, 08:59 AM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Because your boobs have gotten too big? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-03-2010, 02:43 PM	#30
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