Holy Crap Airborn Firebird Disintegrates, Kid Survives

Elspode · 08-24-2010, 10:04 PM

This is proof that evolution doesn't work, because this kid survived, and he's young enough that he'll probably get out of prison and still be able to reproduce...well, assuming he didn't get his dick ripped off, which is a distinct possibility.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-25-2010, 11:39 AM

Don't be too sure he will reproduce.

Pete Zicato · 08-25-2010, 11:51 AM

Possibly he's already done so.

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Beavercreek police said Tuesday that they had arrested Eden at 6:13 a.m. Monday on charges including possession of alcohol, drug paraphernalia and drug abuse after he was found with a 15-year-old Beavercreek girl in the parking lot near the corner of Beaver Vu Drive and North Fairfield Road.

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08-24-2010, 10:04 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This is proof that evolution doesn't work, because this kid survived, and he's young enough that he'll probably get out of prison and still be able to reproduce...well, assuming he didn't get his dick ripped off, which is a distinct possibility. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-25-2010, 11:39 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't be too sure he will reproduce. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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