What to, uh, do.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The little doggy, as well as my Slick, are both pretty much indoor pets. Neither are what you'd call 'free-ranging'. Slick kinda comes in and out as he pleases, the doggy gets put out on a lead sometimes during the day, while the neighbors are at work. They let him out periodically to "do his do". Then he comes to see ol' Gravdigr.

I think he and the squirrels are in cahoots to give me a hard time.

GOOD LORD! Again with the pictures! Will you look at the size of that thing hanging of the backside in that picture!!!! What the hell kind of fetish do you have Gravdigr?

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Ok, just kidding. Your front step? I'd leave it where it is, go get the owner, not the maker, and tell him his dog left it there and you expect him to collect it. You might have a bag handy or you might suggest when you're at his door that he bring gloves, your call.

I think this will be an effective, if more labor intensive and less satisfying solution than what our Hall of Fame founding member lookout123 has offered. Hell, it might even be worth asking him if you could borrow his dog.

Your front step? Un-fucking-acceptable.

[xoxoxoBruce]

And when the owner says, my little puppy didn't make that 2 pound pile?

[Nirvana]

I thought Griff had the best idea , hurts no dog or person and takes the offending pile back where it belongs. Dogs are the mental equivalent of a 3-6 year old human child. I can never understand people thinking they have the ability to be malicious in their potty habits [unless it is to their owner]


>someone who is glad to live on a 200 acre farm where cows and dogs can poop in the woods and no one bitches about it ....

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by BigV

GOOD LORD! Again with the pictures! Will you look at the size of that thing hanging of the backside in that picture!!!! What the hell kind of fetish do you have Gravdigr?

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

And when the owner says, my little puppy didn't make that 2 pound pile?

Dude, you should see some of the mounds that little dog climbs down off of. I don't see how he keeps from passing out...