Starbucks "Customer Service" = Calling the Cops

squirell nutkin · 08-17-2010, 10:57 PM

Once I went into a store and asked for 3 pounds of Polish sausage and the store keeper asked me if I was Polish. I said, "Yeah, what of it? If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?"

"Probably not." He replied.
"What if I asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?"
"Probably not." He said again.
"Then why assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
"Because this is a hardware store, Jack."

08-17-2010, 10:57 PM	#25
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Once I went into a store and asked for 3 pounds of Polish sausage and the store keeper asked me if I was Polish. I said, "Yeah, what of it? If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?" "Probably not." He replied. "What if I asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?" "Probably not." He said again. "Then why assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" "Because this is a hardware store, Jack." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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