Chopstick boat for choppy waters

[HungLikeJesus]

I'm pretty sure we've had this photo before in the Cellar.

Ah, here it is.

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

"Hashi" can mean either chopstick, or bridge, depending on context. Guess this guy got confused about using it to cross water.

Japan gets through about 25 billion - yes, billion - sets of disposable chopsticks per year. That's about four per person per week.

25 billion / 7382 = 3,386,616 canoes. I wonder if the country is planning another sneaky, underhanded sea invasion? The evidence is damming

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I'm pretty sure we've had this photo before in the Cellar.

Ah, here it is.

Must have been during my leave of absence.

[Lamplighter]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

25 billion / 7382 = 3,386,616 canoes. I wonder if the country is planning another sneaky, underhanded sea invasion? The evidence is damming

Does someone have a conversion chart for the U.S. so we'll know how many toothpicks we'll need for our fleet of destroyers?