Listen up, women.

[Clodfobble]

God, fucking tell me about it. It's my experience that most doctors are dicks to begin with, but even moreso to women.

Like the time I showed up in the university clinic covered from head-to-toe in a vicious rash, and the doctor took one look, laughed out loud, and said, "Just stop using that fancy new body wash you bought with all the perfumes, you'll be fine."
"I didn't change soaps."
"Well, lotion then. Whatever it was. One of those hundred things you girls put on."
"I haven't used anything new in the last 3 years. But thanks for the tip. Can you actually look at my rash now?"

Or hey, how about the time I passed out in the Texas heat, and rather than looking at my hydration or blood sugar or anything more serious, the paramedic just kept asking if I could think of any stressful events that had happened recently, like maybe a fight with my boyfriend, or a fight with my boyfriend, or maybe a fight with my boyfriend?