Have you ever?

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Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass........ Yes
2. Been caught screwing in the car.................No
3. Been asked to leave a bar.................Yes once or twice
4. Been physically removed from a bar.....Once when drunk, Once due to a fight
5. Outran the police in a car.......Not in a car but years ago on a Honda CB750 Supersport
6. Outran the police on foot.........No
7. Passed out drunk in a public place.....Yes many many times,usually festivals
8. Driven a car over 100 mph...Yes
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet....No
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime........Yes
11. Seen Elvis live in concert.....Who
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert.......Who
13. Touched a hummingbird.....Never seen one in the flesh or feather
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken..Hmmmmmmm not sure what that's about
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head..Yes was hit full in the forehead with a heavy hammer
16. Served a jail sentence...only a night in police cells (does that count?)
17. Served a prison sentence...No
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight....twice
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend.....lots of times my best friend john and i were always at it still loved him though
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size....Once, but i had the last laugh