Have you ever?

[Cloud]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Maybe--seems like I should have
2. Been caught screwing in the car Oh, god, yes. By the cops. At age 41!
3. Been asked to leave a bar Yes, but not on my own account
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert Hell no.
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken I don't even want to think about this!
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Daylight? No. Moonlight, yes.
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N