My Kid is a Damn Nutter

[Clodfobble]

The birthday party was a huge success! I couldn't be happier. The perfect number of kids showed up, everyone was well-entertained and well-worn-out, the weather was beautiful, and to top it all off I got to socialize with a mom who told me she's just decided to start their dietary journey, and we're going grocery shopping together in a couple of weeks to help her get started.

Here's a look at the awesome not-cake I made, and the even awesomer birthday boy. (And hey, a free cleavage shot, as a reward for putting up with this endless thread...)

5:45 AM tomorrow morning, we arrive at the hospital for his adenoidectomy, and hopefully tonsillectomy. That'll be fun, no doubt. I expect to be scarce for several days...