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Old 05-14-2010, 10:22 AM   #1
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:03 AM   #2
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:46 PM   #3
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:52 PM   #4
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I must say that burger with the Mozzarella Sticks on it looks BRILLIANT. I'd have to leave off the vegetation, though. Retards the fat absorption.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:44 AM   #5
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I must say that burger with the Mozzarella Sticks on it looks BRILLIANT. ..
Followed up with the chocolate covered twinkie, thank you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:01 AM   #6
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Followed up with the chocolate covered twinkie, thank you.
Where can you get Chocodiles? Where, man, tell me where!!
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:16 AM   #8
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:49 PM   #9
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:00 PM   #10
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anyone aver had a deep fried twinkie?



I'm a fat bastard, and I wouldn't even eat one of them.
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:39 PM   #11
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I'm a fat bastard, and I wouldn't even eat one of them.
I heard it's really good. Hell, I'll try it.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:54 PM   #12
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Ok, that's why I'm fat. Now, why am I ugly?
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:06 AM   #13
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Ok, that's why I'm fat. Now, why am I ugly?
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:13 AM   #14
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:10 PM   #15
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Hum...

Are those things even remotely edible ? Some of them look like they're fresh out of a barf bag.

I know... I'm French but even the worst things I've ever ate looked more appetizing than those.

And before you ask, yes I'm a snail eater. Mmmm, a sauce with butter, garlic and parsley...



Even better with scallops in the oven.
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