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Old 05-17-2010, 12:29 AM   #11
rditlkustoleit
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So these 2 ants crawl up on a naked woman who is sleeping.

One crawls in her back door, the other in her front door and fall asleep.

While talking the next morning, the ant in back says, "I slept fine except it was pretty windy back here."

The ant in front says, "I had a horrible night. Some big bald headed son of a bitch broke through the front door and puked all over me!"
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