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Old 05-16-2010, 05:38 PM   #1
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"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."
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Old 05-16-2010, 10:14 PM   #2
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"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."
Sperm maybe tasty, but you could've had a V-8
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:30 AM   #3
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Sorry I missed this. As far as i know, kum ain't kosher.
It has to be blessed by a Rabbi. But now I wonder about the time I fucked a rabbinical student.
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:31 AM   #4
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Sperm maybe tasty, but you could've had a V-8
Does it count if I had it IN a v-8?
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:37 PM   #5
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"Ev'ry sperm is sacred, ev'ry sperm is great,"
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Sperm may be tasty, but you could've had a V-8
Smack it enough with the scansion hammer, and the second line can be sung to that tune too.
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