Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Cool Job

wolf · 05-15-2010, 04:19 PM

Police bring in a crazy Korean guy. Seemed to be a new patient, then he recognized the evaluating doctor which gave us a clue, two nursing staff members and we knew who he was ... yes, they do actually all look alike, but not identical. My department sees people for about two hours ... nursing had stared at and restrained him over the course of two months. So, anyway, we ended up secluding him. And he ended up getting naked, and masturbating. At which point I recognized him. See, I'd sat his one-to-one the last time he was admitted. This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!"

05-15-2010, 04:19 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Police bring in a crazy Korean guy. Seemed to be a new patient, then he recognized the evaluating doctor which gave us a clue, two nursing staff members and we knew who he was ... yes, they do actually all look alike, but not identical. My department sees people for about two hours ... nursing had stared at and restrained him over the course of two months. So, anyway, we ended up secluding him. And he ended up getting naked, and masturbating. At which point I recognized him. See, I'd sat his one-to-one the last time he was admitted. This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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