Question for Sheldon

ZenGum · 05-06-2010, 07:23 PM

Are human sexual fluids kosher?

Just wondering, and you are the obvious person to ask.

lumberjim · 05-06-2010, 07:30 PM

I don't know any Rabbis that would be likely to bless your goo, sir.

ZenGum · 05-06-2010, 07:39 PM

I'm just trying to sement my relationship with the Lord.

Undertoad · 05-06-2010, 07:43 PM

It's vegan.

monster · 05-06-2010, 08:42 PM

I thought bottom feeders were non-kosher.

Clodfobble · 05-06-2010, 11:16 PM

A Jewish ex-boyfriend once assured me that semen was kosher, which he knew because he'd had to verify it with their rabbi after one of the kids in his youth group asked. Feel free to give that anecdote whatever amount of validity you'd like.

Gravdigr · 05-12-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I'm just trying to sement my relationship with the Lord.

I see what you did there.

wolf · 05-15-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Are human sexual fluids kosher?

Only after the bris and the bar-mitzvah are properly executed.

monster · 05-15-2010, 07:20 PM

Off with the head!

gvidas · 05-15-2010, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

It's vegan.

I suspect that you were making a joke. But I've posed the question to a number of vegan friends, and generally they go along with it on the grounds that humans are the only animal capable of granting consent.

But there are about as many definitions of veganism as there are vegans. so. YBWV - your blowjobs will vary?

Griff · 05-15-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I thought bottom feeders were non-kosher.

You're doing it wrong.

Undertoad · 05-15-2010, 11:13 PM

Think about it gvidas: semen and human breast milk are the only legitimate sources of animal protein and certain amino acids for vegans.

I sense a business model here. Who's with me, investors wanted.

monster · 05-16-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gvidas

I suspect that you were making a joke. But I've posed the question to a number of vegan friends, and generally they go along with it on the grounds that humans are the only animal capable of granting consent.

But there are about as many definitions of veganism as there are vegans. so. YBWV - your blowjobs will vary?

But the sperm are not able to grant their consent.....

Pie · 05-16-2010, 05:38 PM

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."

xoxoxoBruce · 05-16-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."

Sperm maybe tasty, but you could've had a V-8

05-06-2010, 07:23 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Question for Sheldon Are human sexual fluids kosher? Just wondering, and you are the obvious person to ask. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-06-2010, 07:30 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't know any Rabbis that would be likely to bless your goo, sir. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-06-2010, 07:39 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm just trying to sement my relationship with the Lord. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-06-2010, 08:42 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought bottom feeders were non-kosher. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-06-2010, 11:16 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A Jewish ex-boyfriend once assured me that semen was kosher, which he knew because he'd had to verify it with their rabbi after one of the kids in his youth group asked. Feel free to give that anecdote whatever amount of validity you'd like. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-06-2010, 07:43 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's vegan.

05-15-2010, 07:20 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Off with the head! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-15-2010, 11:13 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Think about it gvidas: semen and human breast milk are the only legitimate sources of animal protein and certain amino acids for vegans. I sense a business model here. Who's with me, investors wanted.

05-16-2010, 05:38 PM	#14
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..." __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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