Tall? You may be at risk

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by glatt

Actuarial tables have long said that tall people have shorter lives.

Being tall is good in a crowd, and is probably good in most social interactions. But it is a liability everywhere else. It's best to be average height. Things are designed for average, right-handed people.

Lefties also enjoy a shortened life span

[monster]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Lefties also enjoy a shortened life span

That's because we burn 'em at the stake when we catch 'em

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by monster

That's because we burn 'em at the stake when we catch 'em