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Flint · 04-22-2010, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Cloud, think of it like this: every digital picture has a "real" size. If that real size happens to be huge, a lot of programs are smart enough to zoom out so that it can fit on your screen. So you could be previewing the picture on your computer, and not know the picture is actually giant, because your program has zoomed out to make it fit on your screen. If you want to find out the real size of a file, open it in MS Paint, which will never resize your photos. What you see is what it is. (And if you make it smaller, and save it, that's a permanent change--you can never stretch it bigger again without making the image blurry.)

Oh my God--was that was that the explanation?! I couldn't even make my brain do that!

squirell nutkin · 04-22-2010, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Oh my God--was that was that the explanation?! I couldn't even make my brain do that!

Clodfobble's brain is much more agile and vigorous than everyone else's brains, not to mention bigger and smarter. Just accept it as one of those things like the sky being blue. You can't do anything about it, and knowing why the sky is blue doesn't change the fact the sky is blue.

You should just bask in its majesty.

Gravdigr · 04-22-2010, 12:13 PM

Basking.

squirell nutkin · 04-22-2010, 03:04 PM

Don't forget the sunblock!

Flint · 04-22-2010, 03:52 PM

Remember suntan lotion? Not sunblock, but stuff that actually is supposed to enhance the damage caused by the sun's radiation? What if I put some of that on some bacon and then basked it in the danger zone near Clodfobble's brain? . . . I'm thinking Nobel Prize. Cover of Time.

Co-host of the Oscars, at least. Although I would settle for being the guy that yanks people off the Apollo stage.

glatt · 04-22-2010, 05:34 PM

How can Clodfobble's brain be so big, but she still needs to get glasses from the kid's section?

squirell nutkin · 04-22-2010, 06:13 PM

It's like a black hole. It's so big and massive that it is already beginning to condense. It has its own magnetic and gravitational fields.
She's actually restricted from taking certain books out of her library and Powell's, Amazon, B&N, and Alibris all limit her purchases.

Clodfobble · 04-22-2010, 06:17 PM

The part in back has squashed and distorted the part in front? Like Sloth from Goonies.

lumberjim · 04-22-2010, 09:35 PM

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris

squirell nutkin · 04-22-2010, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris

You know we need a clodfobble's brain thread, right?

lumberjim · 04-22-2010, 10:36 PM

i thought that was what this thread was

Gravdigr · 04-23-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris

Ya know, the other day, I saw Chuck Norris weeping in an alley, I asked what was up, and all I could make out was something 'bout clod's brain, then he screamed and ran.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2010, 10:45 PM

She'll think of this thread every time she screws something up.

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