Wounded? Suck it.

[Flint]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

One of my friends tells the story of meeting one of my other friends (we'll call them Joe & Bob): Bob had just sliced his thumb damn-near off with a razor knife. Joe says (something like) "Holy shit, look at all the blood! Come on Bob, I'll rush you to the ER." Bob said (something like) "Fuck a bunch a gawddamned hospitals!!", and proceeded to jab his injured hand, thumb and all, into a red clay mud puddle. Then he reached back on his tool belt, grabbed the duct tape and wrapped hisself up, and proclaimed "It'll be fiiiine."

I always found that a 7-11 napkin and some duct tape took care of most things...if that doesn't hold it, put a little schmear of pcv glue on there. If it needs to be cleaned out, splash a little lacquer thinner on there--that stuff burns off anything!