Its not just the Catholics anymore

classicman · 04-09-2010, 09:54 AM

And MY fuckin point is that is isn't and
NEVER HAS BEEN JUST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Mmmkay?

yes, in the context of what I am saying

and yes - churches are more like tax free-corps

Shawnee123 · 04-09-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

It's not just the (insert wacked-out religion here) anymore.

It WAS just the Catholics where the top dogs were covering it up at such a level that they were basically sanctifying it, which has been the point all along. NO ONE thinks only Catholics are child molestors.

edit: church cover-ups that people KNEW about. This is a good thing, the exposure of other churches...church leaders should take heed, no matter the church. Touch one kid inappropriately...prosecute. It's easy to do. Just switch out some of the letters in "persecute."

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Originally Posted by classicman

And MY fuckin point is that is isn't and
NEVER HAS BEEN JUST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Mmmkay?

yes, in the context of what I am saying

and yes - churches are more like tax free-corps

Did you miss my post, honey bumpkin?

classicman · 04-09-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Did you miss my post, honey bumpkin?

Nope got it right here -

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

It WAS just the Catholics...

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Originally Posted by classicman

And MY fuckin point is that is isn't and
NEVER HAS BEEN JUST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

I know I'm missing something . . . ???

Spexxvet · 04-09-2010, 10:21 AM

The church janitor was mopping behind the confessionals, when a preist rushed out and said to him "I have to pee real bad. Sit in the booth while I'm gone". The janitor sits in the confessional, and a woman comes in the other side, sits down, and says "father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I'm married and had sex with another man". The janitor told the woman "say an 'Our Father'". The woman said "but it was bad, father, it was with a black man". The janitor told her to "say an 'Our Father' and a 'Hail Mary'". The woman said " but father, it was ORAL sex". The janitor was at a loss, he didn't know what to give beyond an 'Our Father' and 'Hail Mary'. He peeked out the back of the confessional, hoping the preist was returning, but all he saw was an altar boy. He called the altar boy over and asked "what does father usually give for oral sex?" "A soda and a candy bar" said the altar boy.

Old, but applicable and still funny.

04-09-2010, 09:54 AM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	And MY fuckin point is that is isn't and NEVER HAS BEEN JUST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Mmmkay? yes, in the context of what I am saying and yes - churches are more like tax free-corps __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-09-2010, 10:21 AM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The church janitor was mopping behind the confessionals, when a preist rushed out and said to him "I have to pee real bad. Sit in the booth while I'm gone". The janitor sits in the confessional, and a woman comes in the other side, sits down, and says "father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I'm married and had sex with another man". The janitor told the woman "say an 'Our Father'". The woman said "but it was bad, father, it was with a black man". The janitor told her to "say an 'Our Father' and a 'Hail Mary'". The woman said " but father, it was ORAL sex". The janitor was at a loss, he didn't know what to give beyond an 'Our Father' and 'Hail Mary'. He peeked out the back of the confessional, hoping the preist was returning, but all he saw was an altar boy. He called the altar boy over and asked "what does father usually give for oral sex?" "A soda and a candy bar" said the altar boy. Old, but applicable and still funny. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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