How to find a good vegetarian - Page 2

Tulip · 03-30-2010, 12:06 AM

What does TVP stand for? And that story is hilarious...

The way I see it, we all should eat more vegetables...(admit it, many of us don't eat enough veggies

)..., but no one should force us to eat only veggies.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-30-2010, 12:10 AM

Textured or texturized vegetable protein.

Pie · 03-30-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

How can you be "mostly vegetarian"? Isn't that like being mostly virgin?

According to south Indians (like my grandmother) if you've ever tasted meat, you're no longer a vegetarian, even if you haven't eaten any in decades.

So yes, it's like virginity.

Ibby · 03-30-2010, 02:05 PM

I've been vegetarian for five or six years now.

Pete Zicato · 03-30-2010, 02:46 PM

Vegetarian - (American) Indian word for "bad hunter".

Sheldonrs · 03-30-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

According to south Indians (like my grandmother) if you've ever tasted meat, you're no longer a vegetarian, even if you haven't eaten any in decades.

So yes, it's like virginity.

Does it count if you only put the meat in your mouth?

DanaC · 03-30-2010, 06:04 PM

You are so not a vegetarian, Shel.

squirell nutkin · 03-30-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

According to south Indians (like my grandmother) if you've ever tasted meat, you're no longer a vegetarian, even if you haven't eaten any in decades.

So yes, it's like virginity.

"I worked on high steel for fifteen years, built some of the tallest skyscrapers in the world, do they call me 'Bob the ironworker?' No, they do not.
"I worked driving cattle for 7 years, across some of the harshest terrain in the world, do they call me 'Cowboy Bob? No, they do not.
"I worked on off shore oil rigs for 10 years, never missing a day of work despite hurricanes, lightning storms, you name it. Do they call me 'Roughneck Bob? No, they do not.

"But, you fuck ONE goat..."

Pie · 03-30-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Does it count if you only put the meat in your mouth?

I think it counts if the meat was unwilling. Or didn't pay well.

Tulip · 03-30-2010, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Textured or texturized vegetable protein.

Thanks, Bruce!

lumberjim · 03-30-2010, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

"I worked on high steel for fifteen years, built some of the tallest skyscrapers in the world, do they call me 'Bob the ironworker?' No, they do not.
"I worked driving cattle for 7 years, across some of the harshest terrain in the world, do they call me 'Cowboy Bob? No, they do not.
"I worked on off shore oil rigs for 10 years, never missing a day of work despite hurricanes, lightning storms, you name it. Do they call me 'Roughneck Bob? No, they do not.

"But, you fuck ONE goat..."

I heard a similar joke about some cocksucker that built a hundred bridges just a few days ago.

wanderer · 03-31-2010, 12:01 AM

"The average American diet, which is high in fat, sodium and cholesterol, contributes to disease. Some of the important advantages of a vegan diet are that your risk of colon cancer, prostate cancer, high blood pressure and heart disease are significantly lowered. A vegan diet also helps control diabetes, which is becoming epidemic. If you require insulin, you will still need to take it, but a strictly plant-based diet can reduce your insulin needs."
-a source from web says.
Been vegetarian for last 9 years. Going good

wanderer · 03-31-2010, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

I think it counts if the meat was unwilling. Or didn't pay well.

Clodfobble · 03-31-2010, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by squirrel nutkin

"But, you fuck ONE goat..."

Distant relative of mine got up and told that joke during my cousin's wedding toasts. There were children in attendance. She was very drunk.

Tulip · 03-31-2010, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wanderer

"The average American diet, which is high in fat, sodium and cholesterol, contributes to disease. Some of the important advantages of a vegan diet are that your risk of colon cancer, prostate cancer, high blood pressure and heart disease are significantly lowered. A vegan diet also helps control diabetes, which is becoming epidemic. If you require insulin, you will still need to take it, but a strictly plant-based diet can reduce your insulin needs."
-a source from web says.
Been vegetarian for last 9 years. Going good

What does a vegan eat for protein? And how are those ingredients used in dishes?

03-30-2010, 12:06 AM	#16
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	What does TVP stand for? And that story is hilarious... The way I see it, we all should eat more vegetables...(admit it, many of us don't eat enough veggies)..., but no one should force us to eat only veggies.

03-30-2010, 12:10 AM	#17
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Textured or texturized vegetable protein. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-30-2010, 02:05 PM	#19
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I've been vegetarian for five or six years now. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

03-30-2010, 02:46 PM	#20
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Vegetarian - (American) Indian word for "bad hunter". __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-31-2010, 12:01 AM	#27
wanderer Master of the Domain Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 225	"The average American diet, which is high in fat, sodium and cholesterol, contributes to disease. Some of the important advantages of a vegan diet are that your risk of colon cancer, prostate cancer, high blood pressure and heart disease are significantly lowered. A vegan diet also helps control diabetes, which is becoming epidemic. If you require insulin, you will still need to take it, but a strictly plant-based diet can reduce your insulin needs." -a source from web says. Been vegetarian for last 9 years. Going good __________________ smoke on the water

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