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glatt · 03-30-2010, 04:51 PM

That can't be real. Can it?

glatt · 03-30-2010, 04:54 PM

According to NBC,
"It’s not an actual school play. Director Marc Klasfield, of Lady Gaga video fame, reportedly produced it probably somewhere in LA, TMZ reports."

I don't know if the play is more disturbing, or the fact that TMZ is apparently the best we've got.

Nirvana · 03-30-2010, 06:14 PM

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided
To pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
Failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it
Was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
State of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of

Making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
Pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing
It for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man.

03-30-2010, 06:14 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided To pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he Failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it Was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his State of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of Making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% Pleasure." The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing It for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the enlisted man. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-30-2010, 04:51 PM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That can't be real. Can it?

03-30-2010, 04:54 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	According to NBC, "It’s not an actual school play. Director Marc Klasfield, of Lady Gaga video fame, reportedly produced it probably somewhere in LA, TMZ reports." I don't know if the play is more disturbing, or the fact that TMZ is apparently the best we've got.

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