I need a new moose

lumberjim · 03-29-2010, 11:32 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=22379

mine's broken

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 02:13 AM

That's what he gets for tailgating.

ZenGum · 03-30-2010, 02:35 AM

Umm.... what the heck?? It looks like the moose came in through the back window. Did it? How did that happen?? Car reversing ... with that much force? Moose struck by speeding truck? then how could the moose be so intact?

Hunter shoots moose, straps it on hood or roof of pickup, hunter is tailgating, blue car stops suddenly forcing hunter to emergency stop, straps break, moose through rear windshield.

Honestly officer, I haven't drunk a thing.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-30-2010, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

It looks like the moose came in through the back window.

The whole front half of the roof is peeled back.

Crack kills... even moose.

ZenGum · 03-30-2010, 03:27 AM

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The whole front half of the roof is peeled back.

Okay, front entry, but I'm still struggling to visualise it.

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 04:55 AM

DanaC · 03-30-2010, 05:13 AM

Apparently, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose. But I haven't seen it.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2010, 12:29 AM

No moose is good noose.

tw · 04-24-2010, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

No moose is good noose.

No. The noose is for a goose. How many moose did you say? Deuce? (So this is how it was done by Dr Seuss.)

03-29-2010, 11:32 PM	#1
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03-30-2010, 02:13 AM	#2
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03-30-2010, 02:35 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Umm.... what the heck?? It looks like the moose came in through the back window. Did it? How did that happen?? Car reversing ... with that much force? Moose struck by speeding truck? then how could the moose be so intact? Hunter shoots moose, straps it on hood or roof of pickup, hunter is tailgating, blue car stops suddenly forcing hunter to emergency stop, straps break, moose through rear windshield. Honestly officer, I haven't drunk a thing. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-30-2010, 04:55 AM	#6
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04-24-2010, 12:29 AM	#8
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