What's mildly irritating you today?

Crimson Ghost · 03-19-2010, 12:08 AM

"Can I have your phone number?"
"Sorry, I'm already married, but thank you for the offer."
"Sir, I need your phone number to complete this..."
"No you don't, sweetheart. I'm paying cash. Since when do you need my phone number for a cash transaction?"
"Sir, I'll have to call a manager if you don't give me your phone number."
"Go ahead. Call a manager. While you're doing that, I'll call the police, and I'm sure they will be more than happy to hear this explanation."
"I'll just put in the store number."
"Yes, that would be best for all concerned."

Radio Shack used to ask for personal info.
I used to give 3 Church Rd., Suffern.
No one ever got the joke...

03-19-2010, 12:08 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"Can I have your phone number?" "Sorry, I'm already married, but thank you for the offer." "Sir, I need your phone number to complete this..." "No you don't, sweetheart. I'm paying cash. Since when do you need my phone number for a cash transaction?" "Sir, I'll have to call a manager if you don't give me your phone number." "Go ahead. Call a manager. While you're doing that, I'll call the police, and I'm sure they will be more than happy to hear this explanation." "I'll just put in the store number." "Yes, that would be best for all concerned." Radio Shack used to ask for personal info. I used to give 3 Church Rd., Suffern. No one ever got the joke... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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