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Old 03-16-2010, 12:33 PM   #1
Shawnee123
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My brother and I were on the local Bozo Show. I don't remember it, but I hear I told a joke:

What's green and red and green and red and green and red.
A tomato in an elevator.

My brother's joke:

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?
A four-door banana.

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't discovered on the spot.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:19 PM   #2
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My brother and I were on the local Bozo Show. I don't remember it, but I hear I told a joke:

What's green and red and green and red and green and red.
A tomato in an elevator.

My brother's joke:

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?
A four-door banana.

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't discovered on the spot.
I'm gonna tell my sister these jokes to get her reaction.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:31 PM   #3
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My brother and I were on the local Bozo Show.
That's funny. I think my parents took me to the local Bozo show in Philadelphia. It was in the early 60's, but not exactly 1960, since I was too young then.

My childhood recollections probably start a few years after 1960, so I guess I can't include them here.

BTW, I had no idea Jim was so old!
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