What Did YOUR Kitty do?

Pico and ME · 02-21-2010, 11:24 AM

I had a plastic licker too!

Stormieweather · 02-21-2010, 11:31 AM

Bootsie is asleep on the dining room table. She is almost always asleep on the dining room table. She's waiting for me to do laundry, which I fold on the table, so she can scoot over and lay on the warm clothes. She waits all week for that. Bootsie is very old and doesn't do cute things anymore.

SamIam · 02-21-2010, 11:32 AM

We are obviously all slaves to the master race, felidae. We give them nutritional food, offer them the shelter of our homes, present them with clever toys and scoop up their shit. In return, they destroy the furniture, fart, knock over plants and commit mayhem in general. Are we all suckers or what?

Cloud · 02-21-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

We are obviously all slaves to the master race, felidae. We give them nutritional food, offer them the shelter of our homes, present them with clever toys and scoop up their shit. In return, they destroy the furniture, fart, knock over plants and commit mayhem in general. Are we all suckers or what?

I recommend these stories written from the cat's point of view. They are The Sentinel fanfic in which the cat saves the day, but you probably don't have to know much about the show to enjoy Tibbles' description of the Food Provider and Litter Emptier:

http://www.gilhalefic.com/meowmail/

http://www.gilhalefic.com/tibblestotherescue/

SamIam · 02-21-2010, 01:59 PM

Hey, thanks for the links! I read both stories with Sylvester purring in my lap. He gives them a rating of 4 whiskers (//''\\) out of 4.

Pie · 02-22-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

I had a plastic licker too!

Me three. Luna loves grocery bags, but only when we're around to scold her.

02-21-2010, 11:31 AM	#2
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Bootsie is asleep on the dining room table. She is almost always asleep on the dining room table. She's waiting for me to do laundry, which I fold on the table, so she can scoot over and lay on the warm clothes. She waits all week for that. Bootsie is very old and doesn't do cute things anymore. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

02-21-2010, 11:24 AM	#1
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I had a plastic licker too!

02-21-2010, 11:32 AM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	We are obviously all slaves to the master race, felidae. We give them nutritional food, offer them the shelter of our homes, present them with clever toys and scoop up their shit. In return, they destroy the furniture, fart, knock over plants and commit mayhem in general. Are we all suckers or what?

02-21-2010, 01:59 PM	#5
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Hey, thanks for the links! I read both stories with Sylvester purring in my lap. He gives them a rating of 4 whiskers (//''\\) out of 4.

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