How do you like your Bacon Cooked ?

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Little Johnny's parents are in the bedroom, sampling some afternoon delight. Dad walks out and Johnny asks what they'd been doing. "Making bacon!" Dad replies.

Next day it's Mum who comes out of the bedroom first.
"You've been making bacon" says little Johnny.
"Yes we have" replies Mum, "How can you tell?"

"The fat is running down your leg"

Man, that joke is OLD! I think I heard it first in 7th grade. (tho' it referenced a turkey sandwich and mayonnaise.)