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Read? I only know how to write.
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02-16-2010, 02:13 AM
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Every city on the west coast of the US is at risk from the San Andreas Fault. Every city on the East coast is a risk from a tsunami from the collapse of a known undersea cliff formation near the Canary Islands. New Orleans is ... well ...
Sorry, guys, but the only safe place is in fact Ohio.
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02-16-2010, 10:34 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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ROAD TRIP!!! Everyone head to Shaw's house immediately!
There is no other safe place and she's probably at work so we could drink her beer and eat her chips before she even knows we are there.
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02-16-2010, 07:20 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Or First Energy whose operations were so hazardous as to creat the entire NE blackout from Michigan and Indiana, through Ontario, and all of New York. First Energy happened when bean counters bought Dayton Electric, Todelo Edison, Penn Electric, and soon Allegheny Energy. First Energy also owns Three Mile Island. Otherwise OH is a safer place. |
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02-16-2010, 10:56 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Texas is pretty safe as long as we're a couple hundred miles inland from the Gulf, right tw? I'm just trying to keep my emergency disaster plan up-to-date.
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02-16-2010, 11:06 PM
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The future is unwritten
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No place is safe from Mother Nature, you puny humans. Muhahahahahahahaha.
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02-16-2010, 11:06 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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She'll be so overcome with joy she probably won't even notice the potato chip crumbs all over the carpet or mind cellar people fighting over her last beer. |
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02-17-2010, 02:57 AM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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and Saddam does not come back from the grave seeking revenge with his finally located WMDs. Well, its a big state. And Saddam only had little WMDs. Your probably safe. Last edited by tw; 02-17-2010 at 03:04 AM. |
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02-17-2010, 07:29 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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That's true, World War III is probably going to be started with Middle Eastern nukes striking New York, Los Angeles, and Crawford. I'm screwed.
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02-17-2010, 08:44 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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I think W sold his place in Crawford (no need to appear to be a common guy any longer), so you're safe. ust as long as the terrorists are up on current events.
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02-17-2010, 08:44 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Second rule: any food you find on the floor is all yours. I take no responsibility for any food-borne illness, however. Third rule: you must shovel snow.
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02-17-2010, 11:05 AM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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or someone who is good at shoveling shit.. like ..ah you Three strikes and I'm out. |
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02-17-2010, 11:26 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hey beeatch, I was a jokin'
so, um, fuck you. My house is dirty (my floor is golden? why are you so dumb?) there is snow everywhere, and I was more than happy to drink a beer with you. Hahahahahahaa...I thought I detected niceness...you're a wily one. But go ahead, get on the bandwagon. You feel better? Popularity was slipping? And I have a man, I just don't have to act like a whore to get him to do stuff for me. And thanks, sky. It's refreshing, how different you are than most people.
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02-17-2010, 12:11 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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02-17-2010, 12:40 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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