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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Let me disqualify myself for a moment:
I don't have children. I don't have any children, and it's no accident. I also have never worked at, or been incarcerated in a nut-hatch. I am not now, nor have I ever been a teacher or a principal. I was six once, for about a year. I have never weighed 37 lbs. That said, here's what the father of that six year old 37 lb girl ought to do, and what I would do, if this were my child: Go to a bar with a gravel parking lot (if there is at least one motorcycle in the lot, all the better, you're at the right place). Go in, pull up a stool, climb up on it, and tell this story. Then hire three--no, four--of the beefiest guys there (they'll probably work cheap, maybe free). Have them handcuff whomever made the decision to handcuff and commit a six year old 37 lb girl and beat their miserable ass to a pulp. Then employ approximately one gallon of Amoco Ultimate to set this wonderful person fire. But be sure to put them out right before they die from it. I don't care if the six year old 37 lb girl pulled a knife and held it to someone's throat, their solution was extremely heavy-handed and uncalled for. ![]()
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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And what would you do if that kid pulled a knife and held it to your throat?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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